January 2012
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday
2011 highlights
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
When I was your age, I blew bubbles. Not boys....
When people bail on you last minute..
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
December 2011
r-r-r-ratchet-ass asked: nevermind
That Moment When Your Parents Actually Say Yes...
When your parents are picking you up from a...
And they try to take you home:
That feeling you get when you prove a cocky bitch...
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
